Tertiary characters don't understand how hard it is to be a protagonist, what with all the associated ambient dramatic special effects.

Hey, whoa! AWKWARD ZOMBIE VOLUME 1 is now available to buy online!! WOWZA! If you missed the Kickstarter, some of the backer goodies are now also available, such as some MINI-POSTERS and THINGS TO PUT ON OTHER THINGS! Also, a new shirt for Fire Emblem Friends! IT'S LIKE HANUKKAH IN APRIL

If you would rather get a book from me IN PERSON, I'll be in upstate New York for Arcon this weekend! I'll be bringing a big box of high fives!!