HAY GUYS
I'VE REPLACED MY BLOOD WITH POKEMON
Anyway, I hate the lantern.
As for backstory: when playing Zelda games for the first time, something I would always end up
doing was trying to predict what item I'd find during my dungeon-crawling adventures. you know, like
how if there's a bunch of Hookshot targets, it's usually the Hookshot. Sometimes there are woeful
disappointments, however, like expecting to get an ancient instrument of powerful incendiary magic
and finding the freaking lantern instead.
I mean it's not even a weapon.