Lots of text! Ruh-roh!
Something alot of people touched on the last time I did a Pokecomic...basically, don't trust a
foot-tall, three-pound animal to carry you anywhere comfortably. I still don't know how something
like Zubat can use Fly, either.

I know someone will ask, so: why Wartortle here? Besides the fact that Wartortle and Blastoise
are easily the best and most elite ever, Piplup and its kin just seem extremely unhydrodynamic to
me. I'm sorry. I really can't see them swimming.