Actually she's really cool and you should be honored??

This would never actually happen, of course, because Melinoë does not sleep.

This is Phase 1 of the rescue. Phase 2 will occur in due time.

It's okay, those bolts are decorative. We put them there to distract the wild Pokemon so they don't eat the real bolts.

It's fine. I was done with that truck and I didn't want it anymore.

If you choose to fight Renoir at this point, he is close enough to your party's level that it is a balanced and dramatic experience. If you instead choose to continue playing the videogame -- because why wouldn't you? -- you get to come back tens of levels later and flatten him before he gets a chance to show you his cool moves.

Let's not pretend we're not in mythological Greece here.

I realize we're talking about a Hideo Kojima game, but I cannot stress enough how much Tomorrow is not a name. It makes Die Hardman sound normal by comparison.

It is once again that time, and this year's Hourly Comic Day Comics are hot off the press. Maybe next year I will leave the house.

I've personally never rolled up to a new city with literally no agenda, but maybe I'm the weird one.

It's hard enough to get a cat to do anything on command, so this is still mostly a win.

It's bad enough that you stole that stuff, and now you won't even hold it out of the way of my hail of bullets?

Yes, of course I'm still going to keep picking them up.

Every time I close a menu in Death Stranding it is only so I can make room in front of my eyes for a different menu.

I for one can't wait to meet the god of boots.

That's fine. That's what I wanted.

Living in a made of meat continues to demonstrate itself to be a terrible idea. Now I get to learn how to sleep without bending my arms.

This wild animal was in terrible danger in its natural habitat until I sealed it in a box and put it in the trunk of my car for three days. You are welcome.

Yeah, when my plants die it's because an evil god did it, too.

Dollman has truly amazing timing for predicting when I'm about to compulsively check my map. I suspect he's doing this on purpose, for attention, and it is working.